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#41 User is offline   Robert Goulet 

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 09:22 AM

If you want a good laugh, you should listen to "More-On Trivia" on Glenn Beck's show, every Friday morning at 10am during NFL season.

I am crying from laughing so much.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:36 AM

Not like anyone on this board already doesn't know, but the smartest man who ever lived, Bob Costas, appeared on the second or third smartest man who ever lived show.

Appearing on Lawrence O'Donnell's PMSNBC show, Costas doubled down on his crybaby anti-gun rhetoric by insisting that there is no evidence that an athlete owning a gun has ever been used to stop a crime.

Too bad for Costas all he would need to do is go back to 2005 when former Baltimore Ravens fullback Corey Fuller scared away potential home invaders by firing shots in their direction. There you go Bob, one example.

To make matters even more ridiculous, O'Donnell tried to mock those of us that have said Javon Belcher could have used other means to murder his girlfriend by asking "how many home runs would have Babe Ruth hit without a bat?"

Apples to oranges Larry. A bat is the only tool at the disposal of a baseball player in the batter's box, asswipe. So the answer is none because he would had no other choice.

Two political jokes at work. I'm not watching anymore games on NBC, even if the Giants are playing.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:46 AM

View PostRobert Goulet, on 06 December 2012 - 07:36 AM, said:

Not like anyone on this board already doesn't know, but the smartest man who ever lived, Bob Costas, appeared on the second or third smartest man who ever lived show.

Appearing on Lawrence O'Donnell's PMSNBC show, Costas doubled down on his crybaby anti-gun rhetoric by insisting that there is no evidence that an athlete owning a gun has ever been used to stop a crime.

Too bad for Costas all he would need to do is go back to 2005 when former Baltimore Ravens fullback Corey Fuller scared away potential home invaders by firing shots in their direction. There you go Bob, one example.

To make matters even more ridiculous, O'Donnell tried to mock those of us that have said Javon Belcher could have used other means to murder his girlfriend by asking "how many home runs would have Babe Ruth hit without a bat?"

Apples to oranges Larry. A bat is the only tool at the disposal of a baseball player in the batter's box, asswipe. So the answer is none because he would had no other choice.

Two political jokes at work. I'm not watching anymore games on NBC, even if the Giants are playing.


Just turn it on at 8:30. Turn it off at halftime and then back on after halftime is over. Unless your overall purpose is to affect NBC's ratings. You know that ain't gonna happen.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 08:03 AM

Besides SNF and the Olympics, what does Bob Costas do?


EDIT: Oh wait, he interviews pedophiles. Forgot about that one.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 08:11 AM

He has that show on MLB Network, "Studio 42."

He was funny in "Baseketball," but that's only because his lines were written for him.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:13 AM

View PostRobert Goulet, on 12 October 2012 - 09:22 AM, said:

If you want a good laugh, you should listen to "More-On Trivia" on Glenn Beck's show, every Friday morning at 10am during NFL season.

I am crying from laughing so much.

:lol:/> :(/> :lol:/>



I listen to that all the time. Amazing how dumb some people are.
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 07:30 AM

View PostRobert Goulet, on 06 December 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

He has that show on MLB Network, "Studio 42."

He was funny in "Baseketball," but that's only because his lines were written for him.



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Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:28 AM

Speaking of jokes.
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:32 AM

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If she wins, it'll be a Fluke.
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 05:48 PM

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A decision on whether to seek the Democratic presidential nomination will come next summer, Vice President Joe Biden told CNN Friday.

"There may be reasons I don't run, but there's no obvious reason for me why I think I should not run," he said on CNN's "New Day.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:46 PM

You ready to just sit back and laugh at NYC?
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