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#1 freak

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 10:59 AM

Dubai Wife Sues Husband For $12M For Depriving Her Of Conjugal Rights

http://www.myfoxny.c...ts-20110504-ncx

#2 Badger Bob

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:14 AM

freak, on 04 May 2011 - 10:59 AM, said:

Dubai Wife Sues Husband For $12M For Depriving Her Of Conjugal Rights

http://www.myfoxny.c...ts-20110504-ncx

Wow!!!

Viagra would have been much cheaper.

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#3 Robert Goulet

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:48 AM

"Take my wife, please."

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

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#4 Badger Bob

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:58 AM

Robert Goulet, on 04 May 2011 - 11:48 AM, said:

"Take my wife, please."

Can a husband sue for the opposite situation?

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#5 freak

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:56 PM

id not recommend it

besides, isnt that why God made ruffies ?

hehehe

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:12 PM

freak, on 04 May 2011 - 12:56 PM, said:

id not recommend it

besides, isnt that why God made ruffies ?

hehehe

Or vibrators. (insert devil emoticon, I am having trouble with the board today)

#7 Badger Bob

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:22 PM

FanSince74, on 04 May 2011 - 01:12 PM, said:

Or vibrators. (insert devil emoticon, I am having trouble with the board today)

What would a man need a vibrator for? :wub:

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:54 PM

Badger Bob, on 04 May 2011 - 01:22 PM, said:

What would a man need a vibrator for? :wub:

For the woman, not the man. Unless they guy...................oh nevermind.

#9 Badger Bob

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:57 PM

FanSince74, on 04 May 2011 - 01:54 PM, said:

For the woman, not the man. Unless they guy...................oh nevermind.

Unless what? :wub:

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:23 PM

Badger Bob, on 04 May 2011 - 01:57 PM, said:

Unless what? :wub:

Don't act innocent, you know you've tried it. :lol:

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:33 PM

Hockey Stick, on 04 May 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

Don't act innocent, you know you've tried it. :wub:

Are you an expert?

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 03:00 PM

Badger Bob, on 04 May 2011 - 02:33 PM, said:

Are you an expert?

No, I'm a virgin.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 03:31 PM

I'm giving this story and thread a +1

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 03:32 PM

Hockey Stick, on 04 May 2011 - 03:00 PM, said:

No, I'm a virgin.

So you've seen the video?

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 06:14 PM

Hockey Stick, on 04 May 2011 - 03:00 PM, said:

No, I'm a virgin.

And I have a bridge to sell you too.

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 11:18 AM

Badger Bob, on 04 May 2011 - 03:32 PM, said:

So you've seen the video?

I didn't know you made one. You kinky devil!

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 12:11 PM

Hockey Stick, on 05 May 2011 - 11:18 AM, said:

I didn't know you made one. You kinky devil! :huh:

it's called Granpa's Popping Viagra 4

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Posted 09 May 2011 - 09:54 AM

Here's another good one...

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